Washington, DC

This time around, the visit to DC was not out of the ordinary.  Oh, wait.  It was, I think.  I am rarely in DC not on business or on skates.  Matter of fact, I cannot recall when was the last time I was here not on either.  I think I was a kid.  I was very impressed.  VERY impressed.  I will definite be returning back and YOU should as well.

Just getting out of the train station, I saw the USDA.  I have a special connection to them this year and I love it.  Almost brought a tear to my eye.  Not really, but I figure I’d mention that.

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There is something about DC…  So fucking cleanly amazingly just… disgustingly sterile…  But it’s cute, ain’t it?

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The dildo is still there, pumping the sky.  Love it!

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I especially loved the light on this one.  Two boys and a girl, following a stroller.  Something fatal about this.  I will never die since I have not yet reproduced.

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This is so peaceful.  Keep in mind it’s pretty freaking cold outside.  But peaceful, no?

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So, I have never actually been to the museums.  WOW!  I am flabbergasted.  These shitty photos do not do it any justice.  You need to go there and I need to return there with a real camera!

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That’s a freaking drone.  A DRONE!  A-freaking-mazing!  I am so happy I am alive today and I am so jealous of the generations-to-come… they are the ones to experience shit way more fantastic than this.  This is a MUSEUM!!!  You hear me?!  Museum…  Imagine the insanities out there now?!

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Speaking of “old”, this plane is not even 50 years behind us….  OK, maybe a little more, but FUCK!

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LOL.  Check your car.  You have a medical kit?

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And donations are always welcome.  But I love that there are… just look… I can identify my Mother Russian in there… You?

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Just had to, right?

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And the bathroom art.  My friend seemed to be especially fascinated by the ” DC graffiti is max sad”.  I loves it too, yeah!

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Russian been poster at a pub.  How could I not?!

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Oh, and the amazing China-town that I did not really get a chance to visit.  Me thinks DC has a huge much to offer.  I definitely need to return and the sooner the better.

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Fuck Obama!  Abama?  LOL  Sigh.  ‘Merka…

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Love the metro station.  It be amazingly awesome here.

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Planning the next trip as you are reading this [depends on when you read this, I either got tickets already, or went already, or long dead and the robots analyzing this consider me possibly immortal].

Toodles.  C u in DC!

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