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Females be warned

I have a google alert for “sterilization”.  Usually I ignore articles like this but today I decided to speard the word.

I have no idea about the validity of the statements but if it is true, girls, please be careful!  Last thing you want is to suffer for the rest of your life just cause you felt like getting trashed one time.

Here’s the text of the original post in its entirety:

To all young people and Female Friends

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl’s drink. The girl can’t remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn’t get pregnant; she won’t conceive from the rape and the rapist needn’t worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drug’s effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N* E*N*T!!! Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.. Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE… The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.

It’s that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it.

Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls… Be careful when you’re out and don’t leave your drink unattended.

Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know… Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives!

REPOST THIS MSG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN to HELP SAVE THE NEXT VICTIM

Getting any.

“The only reason I get any is because I find confused girls.”

I got a cat names Aza

So, I named my cat “Aza”. I gave her that nick after the pussy cat I had for a few weeks. I was uber-allergic to her (I mean the pussy cat)… Ahh… I just looked at the pics… She was a gorgeous cat!

Here:

Aza the cat

So, my new cat shall be called “Aza” now.

Doesn’t it sound African? Well, it’s one of the fallen angels — Azazello.

I like this:

The whole earth has been corrupted through the works that were taught by Azazel: to him ascribe all sin.

This does sound like her. At least if you believe wikipedia on this subject. ;-)

Ahhh.

Aza, say “Hi”. Are you listening? Say it NOW!

LMFAO

She sais “Hi”. She sais “which ‘Aza’, your cat?” I remain quiet. I am typing. “You’re such a character” - says Aza.

I think I like calling her Aza.

However……… I will wait for Dave to give her a nick. He’s usually good at this. He calls her “nook”, but then he calls everyone that… There needs to be a better one. I suppose if we go shopping to… can’t remember that place… there! if we shop there, I’ll have a better idea.

For now, people of the earth, please meet Aza.

If I can’t……. She said “Hello World”. She is OBVIOUSLY not a C or C# or C++ programmer. “Hello World” is RESERVED!

Where was I?

If i can’t have a cat named “Aza” I’ll settle for naming my cat “Aza”.

I think it’s all good.

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Casual sex Fridays

Casual sex Fridays

So, I am ready for next Friday! I am going commando and just bought a new pair of Diesel jeans.

I figure I’ll go strut my stuff tonite ;-)

Watch out, girlies!! I’m gonna be at Monkey Bar later tonite if you feel like saying Hi or pre-practicing for the upcoming Friday ;-)

C U all there, babes!

Love On My Mind - Freemasons

So, here’s a song, somewhat stuck in my head for the last day or two.

I am not sure why :) But methinking it’s a fun song!

Got the lyrics from here, but it doesn’t look like they are all-that-correct. Ah, who cares! It’s fun to listen to these. Especially the “I can live without you” part. Oh, you know who I’m talking to here, right? Girl, I miss you but you know that I’ll get over you! This was YOUR doing and it’s over now. Bah!

I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time

Yeah..
Yeah..
Yeah..
Yeah..

When the heartache is over
I know I won’t be missing you
Won’t look over my shoulder
‘Cause I know that I can live without you

Oh live without you
Oh I can live without you
Oh live without you
Oh I can live without you

I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time

Yeah..
Yeah..
Yeah..
Yeah..

Oh I can live without you
Oh I can live without you
Oh I can live without you
Oh I can live without you

When the heartache is over
I know I won’t be missing you
Won’t look over my shoulder
‘Cause I know that I can live without you

Oh I live without you
Oh I can live without you
Oh I live without you
Oh I can live without you

I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time
I got love on my mind,
aint no use in me wasting time

Things Just Ain’t The Same

So true. Everything changes, it does. Even things you have never thought possible change. Even those.

Sometimes I sit by my window, staring blankly onto the street, remembering your laugh…

Why?

On that note, here’s a song in my headphones right now. Of course, it’s a remix by Jonathan Peters. Still, the words are the same, even when a very decent beat was layered into them.

DEBORAH COX
Things Just Ain’t The Same

I saw you the other day
And I almost lost my mind
I remember the things we did
I can’t believe it’s a waste of time
And sometimes I want to cry
And sometimes I want to die
Please help me understand
Why can’t my heart just lie

Things just ain’t the same
He could never be you
You should know the pain I feel
Understand what I’m going through

I’m still in love with you
And I know that you feel it too
But I feel that I can’t go on
I just want you to come back home
I’m so ashamed of me
My heart is not complete
I know you walked away
My heart wants you to stay

Things just ain’t the same
He could never be you
You should know the pain I feel
Understand what I’m going through

The water’s in my eyes
Can’t hide what I feel inside
I said the tears keep falling down
I can feel it when you’re not around
I’ve lost control of me
Yet your love’s a shame to see
I just cannot help myself
I don’t want nobody else

Loneliness…

I’m never lonely. At least I don’t think so. However, this song makes me think that perhaps I am lonely all the time and I am so used to it that I no longer notice it. You think?

Why do I have so many songs like this on my iPod?

No matter! ;-)

Here are the lyrics by the great Fleetwood Mac, “Dreams”:

Now here you go again
You say you want your freedom
Well who am I to keep you down?
It’s only right that you should
Play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat .. drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost …
And what you had …
And what you lost

Thunder only happens when it’s raining
Players only love you when they’re playing
Say women they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean you’ll know
You’ll know

Now here I go again I see the crystal visions
I keep my visions to myself
It’s only me who wants to
Wrap around your dreams and …
Have you any dreams you’d like to sell?
Dreams of loneliness
Like a heartbeat .. drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost …
And what you had …
And what you lost

Thunder only happens when it’s raining
Players only love you when they’re playing
Women they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean you’ll know

Thunder only happens when it’s raining
Players only love you when they’re playing
Say women they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean you’ll know
You’ll know …
You will know …
Ooo you’ll know

i, too, love you

I felt like writing myself a little note. I’m sitting here, feeling somewhat down and, well, I decided to cheer myself up.

Now, there is nothing like getting an “I love you” note, is there? :)

So, here you go Greg~! This is for you, snookums. I love you

i, too, love you

I AM HAZ SEXY BACK

So, alas, I am single again.

You might have noticed, some posts are gone. Photos from my site are gone. In general, I’m getting rid of everything that was connected to her. This will make things easier.

It’s tough, you know, to kill-off some-odd years of your life…

Perhaps one day I will look back and smile. Right now I just laugh. Nervously.

Yeah…

Did you say “oral sex”???

Ok. I have no comments. This, to me, is f..ing stoooooopeed.

Oh, common!

The same virus that causes cervical cancer is the principal cause of throat cancer, according to a new study.

The research also suggests that unprotected oral sex is a major reason people are contracting throat cancer - not just smoking and excessive alcohol consumption, as previously believed.

Well, just read this article for yourself: “Oral sex can lead to throat cancer“.

N’joy