Tag Archive for 'joke'

Jokes at the Bar

10:00 pm

BARTENDER: “Got a joke for me?”
GOGGA: “No, gotta get drunk first.”

11:15 pm

GOGGA: “Want to hear a joke?”
BARTENDER: “Nah, let me get drunk first!”

Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

funny funny funny!!! :)

For those who take life too seriously…

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
….

Some funny stuff!

http://www.wordworx.co.nz/seriously.html

Take a look.

54 things you need to know, like “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.

LOL