Tag Archive for 'ipod'

New toy from Griffin

Oh, this is nice!

My girl and I both have iPods.  Now imagine if we had iPhones, too.

We’d have to kill eachother over who gets to use the charger first.  Also chargers all over the place ain’t pretty.

This toy seems to be all that we need.  Ebay out the now-useless chargers.

Cool!

On Ninjas and iPods

Ninjas and iPods

Don’t know why, but this thing just made my day!

LOL

This is truly funny!

I actually think it’s funny to me because it took me like 20 seconds to get it.  I was like WTF?  :)

The sound of silence

I was walking to work today… and it hits me!!!

Think about this… With that iPod, you’re listening to the … how should I call this? You’re listening to the silence.

Not the right choice of words? Perhaps.

Think about this. Silence is when everything is quiet and you cannot hear anything. Let me check the definition here… 1 sec

 

Main Entry:
1si·lence Listen to the pronunciation of 1silence
Pronunciation:
\?s?-l?n(t)s\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin silentium, from silent-, silens
Date:
13th century

1: forbearance from speech or noise : muteness — often used interjectionally

2: absence of sound or noise : stillness <in the silence of the night>

3: absence of mention: a: oblivion, obscurity b: secrecy <weapons research was conducted in silence>

Absence of noise. … Think about this … … … done thinking?

You have your iPod with carefully selected hundreds is not thousands of songs. You thumb through the ones you do not like. What do you have? You have an as-loud-as-you-like sound in your head, drowning out all the shit on the street around you. Yes, even that girl that just smiled to you. Even her. Fuck her! She’s a part of that everlasting noise that’s everywhere…!!!

Where was I? Oh, yeah. So, it hits me. With this LOUD noise in my head I am actually drowning out ALL noise. I can think more clearly and concentrate on the thought I just head. Who is that girl? Why did she smile? Turn around, idiot!!!!!!! Give a 4-second look straight into her eyes. Smile. Nod. She smiles again. You just made her day. Perhaps you will eb a part of her wet dream. Will she of yours? Nah! She wasn’t my type. Was she?

Where was I? Oh, yes, realizing that I really like this track. There is a good reason I’ve selected this track for my pod. Yes yes yes. Who made this? Ah, Jonathan Peters, of course. How could I not remember? But then the memory is shit these days.

Where was I? Oh, yes, almost to work now. Enjoying the quiet peace noiseless environment only your favorite loud-ass pounding new-york-hard-house track can provide.

Now, baby, take your sunglasses off, push stop, take a deep breath of cool air-conditioned… air… and say “Hi! How’s it going? Me too!”. Tuesday is here now. Back to fucking noise.