Me (after saying “Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!” in Russian): “Now I can communicate with Russian Children!”
Gogga: “Yea, the stupid ones.”
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“I’m lazy and I don’t know things so I base what I say on what people tell me.”
Bartender: “How you doing?”
Gogga: “Nah, I’m still sober, … but hey, it’s a Wednesday!”
“By no means am I trying to say ‘I am so great’ but I am.”
Every once in a while, I collect a quote which involves dialog between our beloved Gogga and another party. Here is one such case during a conversation with Gogga, myself, and Rxx (refer to the medley of quotes to understand the naming convention for those innocent peoples’ identity I want to protect)
Me: Someone beat you with an ugly stick. Gogga: It didn’t work! Me: Yea, it did the opposite. Rxx: It made the stick ugly.
“The only reason I get any is because I find confused girls.”
“You talk with no [Russian] accent. You talk like a retarded two-year old.”
“You know the quote ’sobriety is for quitters’? Well pussy is for fuckers! … You don’t like that phrase? Well fuck you!”
What better way to celebrate the holiday season then a medley of quotes?? I have no clue. The identities of the contributors other than Gogga will remain concealed except the first letter in their name and xxx’s to signify the length of their first name. Hey! Stop complaining. Have a better way? Let me know. Enjoy!
Gogga: “How do you say shut up [in German]?” Me: “Sei ruhig!” Gogga: “Ok. I got something for you… ‘Shut up!’” “If I hung myself with your dick, I’d be happy to die.” -Rxx Kxxxxxx: “You are drunk!” Gogga: “No, I yam.” Me: “If you have a 4-leafed clover, you are deformed” Rxx: “Or lucky.”
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