“I can lift twice my weight with my ass” - said by Gogga at New Deck Irish Pub some time after 11:00 pm (and a few drinks).
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“My aim may suck, but I can throw big heavy things.”
This is not really a Gogga quote, but since I made it and am in charge of this section, I might as well post it here 
“I’ll give you kisses for things I consider kiss-giving worthy.”
“This guy works at the speed of a deceased rotting turtle.”
Me: “Do men have a biological clock?”
Gogga: “Yes. We turn on at 12 and turn off with heartbeat.”
“You have a mischievous look. You look like if I turn my head, you will steal candy.”
Me (after saying “Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!” in Russian): “Now I can communicate with Russian Children!”
Gogga: “Yea, the stupid ones.”
“I’m lazy and I don’t know things so I base what I say on what people tell me.”
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