“You’re a pretty girl. Don’t act dumber than what you are.”
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“You can hear poop drop a mile away, but you can’t hear a compliment?!”
This conversation happened while playing the rendition of pool where you must call your shot.
Opponent: “Eleven….. [turns to Gogga and says louder] ELEVEN!”
Gogga: “Hi. [extends hand out] I’m Greg!”
“I can lift twice my weight with my ass” - said by Gogga at New Deck Irish Pub some time after 11:00 pm (and a few drinks).
“My aim may suck, but I can throw big heavy things.”
This is not really a Gogga quote, but since I made it and am in charge of this section, I might as well post it here 
“I’ll give you kisses for things I consider kiss-giving worthy.”
“This guy works at the speed of a deceased rotting turtle.”
Me: “Do men have a biological clock?”
Gogga: “Yes. We turn on at 12 and turn off with heartbeat.”
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