“Thereof, … herein, … shut the fuck up and sit down!”
P.S.: Congrats to you passing your thesis defense. In your honor:
Author Archive for Aza
“Where I grew up, me not killing you is a major accomplishment.”
“There’s only so many times you can call me an asshole before i show you how big of an asshole i can really be, ok?”
“I can sleep, watch porn, or do something else useful.”
In response to “You have to spread your seeds of creativity around,” Gogga replies:
“We all like to jerk off in the wind”
In discussing the difference between Gogga and other men:
“Everybody has dick. My dick comes with complex personality.”
1. If you apply heat to poopie, it will fornicate.
2. Water always seeks its own tuna fish.
3. In a right triangle, the square of the completely popped bubble wrap is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two midgets.
4. Sound travels through air at the rate of 5 very straight midgets, butch midgets per second
5. Weight: 16 ounces equals one ambidextrous.
6. If an object is floating in sick poopie, it displaces its own beautiful blond.
7. Everything that goes straight must come straight.
“You’re a pretty girl. Don’t act dumber than what you are.”
“You can hear poop drop a mile away, but you can’t hear a compliment?!”
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