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Gogga to Aza: “The guy right behind you doesn’t wash his hands after he pees. Be careful… It’s dangerous… You don’t know where that dick has been. Before you put shit in your mouth, you gotta check it.”
They probably didn’t have this in the bathroom, or else all guys would wash their hands:
When asked if he knows “Take me out to the ballgame” he replies, of course! Then he recites the following:
“Take me out to the ball game.
Take me out to the park.
Buy me a fu-uh-king ho-ot dog…”
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Can’t remember where I found this. But hey, it’s good! 
“Pee in a cup and pour it on a piece of paper. There’s your SWOT chart.”
At least according to Borders it is
LMFAO
WOW is in the History section now, I suppose
Aza: “One of us is a hot guy.”
Gogga: “Thank God one of us isn’t.”
This girl is WHITE!
Wow…
And skinny!
Listen to the song… Just listen!
It’s so damn close to the gospel songs… Ray Charles style, baby! She sounds like a huge momma.
(Hit the beat and take it to the bass now)
Yeah Yeah Yeah [x4]
I love you
But I gotta stay true
My morals got me on my knees
I’m begging please stop playing games
I don’t know what this is
But you’ve got me twitchin’
Like you knew you would
I don’t know what you do
But you do it well
I’m under your spell
[Chorus:]
You got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
You got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
I said release me
Now you think that I
Will be something on the side
But you’ve got to understand
That I need a man
Who can take my hand
Yes I do
I don’t know what this is
But you’ve got me twitchin’
Like you knew you would
I don’t know what you do
But you do it well
I’m under your spell
You’ve got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
You’ve got me begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
I said you’d better release yeah yeah yeah
I’m begging you for mercy
Just why won’t you release me
I’m begging you for mercy
You got me begging
You got me begging
You got me begging
Mercy, why won’t you release me
I’m begging you for mercy
Why won’t you release me?
You got me begging you for mercy
I’m begging you for mercy
I’m begging you for mercy
I’m begging you for mercy
I’m begging you for mercy
Why wont you release me?
Yeah yeah
Break it down
(Mercy)
Beggin’ you for mercy
You’ve got me beggin’
Down on my knees
I said, you’ve got me beggin’
Beggin’ you for mercy
You’ve got me beg-ee-ee-een
Ee-ee-een (repeat)
(Fade)
“Look at you. You sit there and cause harm and pathogenicity.”
“I dont like second-hand smoke. Try smoking! It’s like fucking versus cleaning up after fucking.”
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