“My coat is good. It is not throwable-outable.”
Monthly Archive for December, 2007
“You are a ketchup slut.”
“I’m a deal. I’m big, and I can mac.”
“… but who cares about the tropics?”
I saw a girl outside of a bar standing with her leg up like this (he illustrates) the way a hooker does, and she was wearing a mini and a tube top (puts hands below chest to indicate where the tube top ended) with fat hanging out, and she was a bit buzzed, and I told her “You are too fat to wear that. Don’t wear that again!” and with that, I made the world a better place.
From his description, this is an artist’s rendition of the girl.
“If you’re not bleeding, then I’m concerned about the god damned paintings!”
“Life is an interesting thingamajigger. Too bad everybody dies… too bad.”
“There’s a lot of shit I say. It just comes out of my mouth like ‘poop, poop, poop’.”
“I am not generalizing… I am just saying in general”
As the holiday seasons approach, what better way to spread joy to the nations than create a website filled with Gogga’s words of wisdom, anecdotes, and all of the other uncategorized “blessings” that he proclaims. It is for this reason that this website was born. Enjoy!
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