What better way to celebrate the holiday season then a medley of quotes?? I have no clue. The identities of the contributors other than Gogga will remain concealed except the first letter in their name and xxx’s to signify the length of their first name. Hey! Stop complaining. Have a better way? Let me know. Enjoy!
Gogga: “How do you say shut up [in German]?” Me: “Sei ruhig!” Gogga: “Ok. I got something for you… ‘Shut up!’” “If I hung myself with your dick, I’d be happy to die.” -Rxx Kxxxxxx: “You are drunk!” Gogga: “No, I yam.” Me: “If you have a 4-leafed clover, you are deformed” Rxx: “Or lucky.”Monthly Archive for December, 2007
“You know what I just realized? Texas just got, on average, bigger!! U know why? Cause I’m here!!”
“I’m gonna go pee again even though I don’t have to. Just to look”
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The way to a woman’s is diamonds… Get used to CZ, bitch.”
“The one thing keeping me from being gay is knowing that gay guys are not straight.”
This is SO FUNNY!
LMFAO
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while 
HAHAHA
Ahhh
“Welcome to the world of nice guys!” I reply, “Where is it? Where is this world?” He answers, “It’s on fucking xxth and Baring!”
Saw this video on HealthBolt. This is a “final lecture”, a lecture series designed to be given by a professor as if it’s his final lecture, as if there will be no more, as if he will pass away soon after.
Well, for this professor it IS one of his final lectures. And what a character!!
The link to the full lecture: http://wms.andrew.cmu.edu/001/pausch.wmv
He says brick walls are there not to keep everyone out but only those that are not ambitious enough to go through the wall. How? Be creative, I suppose. “By any means necessary” comes to mind.
That and to never write people off. Never form an opinion about a person based on your first impression. Give them time and they will surprise you.
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